Bino went to Buda Bar

Did I already told you that I dance very well? It's True. Then sometime ago I went to Buddha Bar (old Latin Salsa), but have to confess this: I didn't like it! A dude as I he does not appreciate that kind of nightclub, because who takes off me "The Blue Leopard" takes off me everything. But this time a great friend of mine gave a party. I couldn't lack.

I arrived soon in my Hyundai Coupé. At the door, a girl with the list of respective guests and two gorillas beside her. In these shit of lists I always have bad luck, but this time... my name after all was in the list and there I obtained to enter. More... curiously until they had left to enter Gugu, that it is my personal body guard that by chance (only by chance) until led, not one, but two guns. (legalized, ok? ). We entered. But fuck, I found odd the ambiance. All the night I satiated myself to go up and go down stairs, until I felt giddiness (or then it was of drinks, who knowns ?). Later there was a table in the dancing. It is truth that exists "table dances", but me it did not seem there that it was the case and I was without understanding the reason of the table there. Later Chinese dancers of imitation, they're pretty, but only this. I know well that the Chinese are fashion here, but why to imitate Chinese? Now the great mystery for me, had narghiles that the employees of the establishment made question in absorbing there. Well, one of them did not release that shit no one for a while. To work zero, but grasped to the pipe... always. Lots strange, all that. Finally I found my friends. Hehehe, I am always most the dress of all. Then it is not that that blazer blue and green to the squares, that I bought more than has 20 years in the Porfírios still fits me (almost) perfectly? You had to see my friends to brag me the coat. Miguel until wanted me to buy it, but he did not have luck, is clearly that's not for sale. Later he said that was joking, but back in the deep one, in the deep one, if I told him a price he bought me the coat. If well that it, the coat did not go to the same have effect that makes in me, because beyond a good guard clothes and a good cut of hair, modestly... I HAVE CHARISMA. By the way, some photographers were there and he was not by chance that they had requested me sufficiently to be photographed (almost in such a way as the Maya). My personal magnetism always attracts the photographers most intent. But it is a moment that always annoys me a bit, because never know if I pretend not notice the presence of Paparazzi and does not try to transmit a air of course relaxed or, if for the the opposite, must to pose for the flashes. A dillema! Later, as of custom, it always has a small one or other to look at finally for me, until, has one more insolent than it decides to put colloquy "forgives, but you are not...". Only that I do not give hypothesis to them, still before finishing the phrase, already I am to return the ball "not, not. I am seemed, but I am not him ". To follow I make my smile number 28 and I slide for it are of the visual reach of the girls. It has of being, in my position a man cannot make the wills all to "maroto" (my penis name) that it brings inside of the pants. It must to be selective. While not to make clones of me, I do not arrive for the orders all. In the end of the night, 5 a.m. I went home. But I didn't like, therefore this weekend, to have really fun I was to one of my natural environments. My friends, this weekend I was in "Kleópatra" ("Alhos Vedros" Town ). Nothing more today.

(it continues).

Small is beautiful.

In complete disagreement with what they say, these fake fucking masters, in sex Bigger is not always much better. On the contrary: teeny is good.And if, by chance, big bubies are good and appreciated by some men, isn't true that women prefer a big pennis. To have a big dick, as signal of success among women , here it is a colossal lie that we need to demystify.
My Zequinha (my pennis name) for example, is measured small e until today I never had complaints about its size, on the contrary. I had in adolescent a girl friend by chance bigger and more weighed than I (1,78m of height, 105 Kilos) that she adored to press me with force (a little less of the one than the necessary one to jam me) and each time that made it, always use to day astonished, "my baby boy, you are so teeny. Yes, my friends, To be small pleases to women.
Who doesn't like teeny and pressed holes ? Myself I did, not only appreciate this cunt characteristic (or anal) at a quaint time where I had trends for fisting (fuck with the fist). But this was only one phase, by the way short.
About asses, allow me to say that it's not my taste great buttocks, therefore they provoke the call effect of "ass thief". It's a cientific fact that great buttocks steal length in the hour to put pennis all there inside (from there the term "ass thief). On the other hand, a big dick can causing pains, being able until provoking injuries, not only uterine, but mainly annals.
Although with me never nobody if has given badly, because I am sweet and moreover, before threading my Zequinha (my cock) I always applie the famous lubricative "Binoc Spittle Gel".

In the begining